Well, it started last year. I fell in love with my human mother's slipper. But I'm a lot like Nike Cave and Kylie Minogue in "where the wild roses grow", so I decided I was so in love I had to kill it. And so I did. But, guess what? My human mother bought some new slippers and now I'm like Eagle-Eye Cherry and "I'm falling in love again". No one knows when Nick Cave will be back...
'cause Smash, the dog, said so.
